Older women have many advantages. They aren’t flaky, brain-less freaks who will send you 8 million text messages after you hook-up. They know what they want, and they aren’t afraid to say so. And they won’t play games, because they don’t have the time. And mainly, there’s something to be said for experience.

A lot of times, very attractive women end up with guys that are successful assholes, nerds, whatever. But they’re not happy, and this is where a younger man (you) might have leg up. Basically, they want some hot 20-year-old man-tang to make them feel young again. Here’s how to give them that gift. Read More

In case you missed it, Tommy Chong (of Cheech and Chong movie fame) went to jail for selling bongs across state lines. He lives in California, where pot and paraphernalia are basically legal, but was arrested and prosecuted in Pennsylvania, under Penn law. And apparently, Tommy thought jail was hilarious.

Check out an actually entertaining interview (video) after the jump! Read More

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I think she might be from California. Or maybe Paris. The London one’s were pretty good, too. Either way, this woman must spend as much time practicing accents as she does whitening her teeth because I have no F’ing clue where she’s from.

Some of you may have never heard of Jack Kerouac. Others may have his novels memorized. Regardless, On The Road should be at the top of you summer reading list. The title says it all, so I won’t waste your time with a synopsis. Some find the post-WWII slang dated (which, of course, it is). But once you shake that from your mind, it could become the best book you’ve ever read.*

*May also make you quit your job, and drive across the country getting laid and drinking a lot. Which, if you think about it, is all you really want to be doing, anyway. But reading this book first will set the adventure-bar high. Ya dig?

Check out video of Kerouac reading from On the Road after the jump! Read More

Why you shouldn’t put your picture on the Internet

Person lives with dead skeleton on couch. Uses it to hold beer…we’re guessing

20 Most Awesome Mothers On the Internet [via GorillaMask]

Dumbasses: It takes one to raise one

Nope, not big enough: Texas to Brazil for 34 FFFs

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Lindsay Lohan quits…her job

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When meeting your girlfriend’s parent’s…

How could we possibly forget this 19 year-old from Hillside, NJ who’s interests are “handjobs, rollin deep with my guido crew to da club and joinin MySpace groups?”

See more of “Steve C” in COED’s D-Bag of the Day Vault

In case you guys were having a hard time understanding what this chick was saying in the original video one of our members added in subtitles.

Coldplay has scheduled a very special show for June 23th at Madison Square Garden in New York City where Chris Martin and crew plan to debut songs from the forthcoming album.

You can’t buy tickets to the show but if you live in the NYC area visit Coldplay’s website to sign up to win.

Don’t worry, I almost forgot, too. So, to save you the pain I went through to not be a bad son, here’s a list of quick gift ideas to show your mom you care.

1. Start Her a Blog: Mom’s don’t want you blowing a bunch of cash on them. In fact, they’d probably prefer you didn’t spend any money at all. And of course, it’s the thought that counts. So start yourmomsname.wordpress.com. It’s free, it’s cool, it takes 15 minutes, and she’ll feel like the two of you are bonding. She can use it to keep you (and anyone else) up-to-date on family events, or start the next hotmilfs.com marthastewart.com!

Check out the rest of the list after the jump! Read More